Dave’s Birthday Note
I am about to celebrate my 6-7. Yep. Sixty-seven. And I have to say, this birthday hits a little differently. I’ve had a lot of birthdays. Some came with cake,...
Massage Oil: Essential Collection - 1 oz / Calm as Shit is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Smooth glide. Slow moments. No shortcuts.
Our Massage Oil is blended in-house using lightweight, skin-loving oils that deliver the perfect balance of slip and absorption. Designed to glide effortlessly without feeling greasy or heavy, it gives you time to slow down while still leaving skin soft, hydrated, and touchable.
Sunflower oil helps support the skin barrier and lock in moisture. Jojoba oil closely mimics your skin’s natural oils for balanced hydration. Sweet almond oil adds a silky finish that keeps everything moving smoothly without constant reapplication. Finished with our phthalate-free fragrance oils for a scent that lingers just enough.
Whether it’s recovery, relaxation, or something a little less PG, this oil keeps things smooth.
Available Essential Oil Blends (Skin Safe):
Benefits:
Use: Apply a small amount to skin and massage in as desired. For external use only.
Store in a cool, dry place.
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A NOTE FROM AWEAR
DAVE COULIER, FOUNDER