Patrick Socks that Protect Oceans

Are these purple Patrick ankle socks the comfiest ever? Does Patrick think mayonnaise is an instrument?

• Fairtrade, GOTS, and Vegan Certified
• Knit with combed cotton yarn for a smooth feel, greater durability, and reduced pilling
• Terry padding for comfort
• Machine wash cold. Do not Bleach. Tumble dry Low. Do not Iron.
• 80% Fairtrade Organic Cotton, 18% Recycled Polyester, 2% Elastane
• Made in India
• Fit for US Men’s Shoe Sizes: Small (4-8), Medium (8-13), Large (13+)
• Fit for US Women’s Shoe Sizes: Small (5-9), Medium (9-14), Large (14+)
• If you’re between sizes, size down for a tighter fit